“In reality, they’re not after me,” he told the crowd in Texas. “They’re after you.”“No, they’re after you,” Kimmel fired back, to applause from his audience. Then he got even more blunt.“In reality, you will be in a jumpsuit eating baloney in a cafeteria with Rudy Giuliani,” he said. “They will be at home watching ‘Yellowstone’ on a 65-inch TV.” See more in his Monday night monologue: